One of my customers was using our voip service to reach his dialup aol service.

Blargle gargle healthcare. Gargle bloop blah socialism. Accccck blarble blee-blarble destroy this country.

The cruelest thing you can do to someone wearing a utilikilt is to interact with them without mentioning the utilikilt.

I'm not just angry. I'm LESBIAN angry!

I've never heard an actual person (AKA "not a Yelper") say this before.

no amount of government funding will get me laid

MPs call for jobs blow to be reversed